Hey loser, how can I watch you cry if you are dead. Put this in a safe place where you will always see it and be reminded to not kill yourself no matter how bad it gets. Just remember, I need you to be here so you can please me.
"I,_____________________________________, hereby agree that I will not harm myself in any way, attempt suicide, or die by suicide.Furthermore, I agree that I will take the following actions if I am ever suicidal:
1) I will remind myself that I can never, under any circumstances, harm myself in any way, attempt suicide, or die by suicide.
2) I will call 911 if I believe that I am in immediate danger of harming myself.
3) I will call any or all of the following numbers if I am not in immediate danger of harming myself but have suicidal thoughts (please list names, phone numbers, addresses, and any other relevant contact information below):
1-800-SUICIDE -- 24-hour suicide prevention line that can be called from anywhere in the U.S.
- No-suicide contract @ Suicide (dot) com
- No-Suicide Contracts - What They are and How You Should Use Them by Kevin Caruso
"I,_____________________________________, hereby agree that I will not harm myself in any way, attempt suicide, or die by suicide.Furthermore, I agree that I will take the following actions if I am ever suicidal:
1) I will remind myself that I can never, under any circumstances, harm myself in any way, attempt suicide, or die by suicide.
2) I will call 911 if I believe that I am in immediate danger of harming myself.
3) I will call any or all of the following numbers if I am not in immediate danger of harming myself but have suicidal thoughts (please list names, phone numbers, addresses, and any other relevant contact information below):
1-800-SUICIDE -- 24-hour suicide prevention line that can be called from anywhere in the U.S.